Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic
Missing you comes in waves.
Tonight I’m drowning.
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.